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| July 18, 2019

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ALAN PARTRIDGE IS AFTER A NEW ASSISTANT. APPLY WITHIN

ALAN PARTRIDGE IS AFTER A NEW ASSISTANT. APPLY WITHIN
Howard Gorman

Everyone’s favourite North Norfolk radio personality Alan Partridge has initiated a nationwide search for a new personal assistant, joining forces with the Norwich Evening News and Eastern Daily Press.

All applicants must tweet a 30 second promotion video of themselves explaining just what makes them the man or woman for the job. Be sure to use the hashtag #ALANSASSISTANT to ensure eligibility. All candidates are advised to be at ease with Alan’s well-known brand of ‘bawdy humour’ and will be expected to reign in their bladders on a daily basis.  We’re also sorry to say that loafers, vegans and ex-offenders will also not be considered, or that what it says in the instructional pamphlet.

Worthy of note: When we say ‘eligible for the job’ here what we are really saying is that you will be ‘eligible for a pair of money-can’t-buy tickets’ to the ALAN PARTRIDGE: ALPHA PAPA World Premiere. An Ipad is also up for grabs as you will see below.

We’ll leave you with the instructional pamphlet from Alan himself and also with some previous entries to give you all an idea of what competition you will find youselves up against. And don’t forget, ALAN PARTRIDGE: ALPHA PAPA will be hitting UK cinemas on August the 7th.

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