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Retweet After Me – Maggie’s Final Furlong

April 8, 2013 |

Retweet After Me – 25/03/2013

This weekend witnessed the first Grand National since the horsemeat scandal so not surprisingly Twitter was awash with Parker and Parker jokes…

Despite a mad Tsunami of Thatcher jokes today we felt it best to end with a simple tweet about a priceless news headline misprint.

Here’s who and what made us laugh in 140 characters or less this weekend:


Find Your Inner Anchor With Dr. Harmony Zoloft

March 31, 2013 |

Dr. Harmony Zoloft is a Californian Spiritual Healer, Lingo-Neurotic Programmer and Agony Aunt, specialising in showbusiness, music and Hollywood. Now based in the UK, she has very kindly agreed to be the Counsellor-In-Residence at Comedy Chords. Harmony will look at your questions, anxieties, sexual proclivities and career worries and will try to make YOUR world a better place. Read More

Mok – A Lesson in Live

March 26, 2013 |

Six piece band Mok are set for the release of their second single ‘Rufio’ and if you haven’t been lucky enough to catch one of their high energy live performances then….well why not? Fronted by a female vocalist and male rapper, their unique blend of Pop, Rap and Dance music established them on the festival circuit last year with their first single ‘Hey’. After solid support slots with Dizzee Rascal, Professor Green, Reverend and the Makers and Stooshe, it’s time to take over the stage and make their mark. I caught up with Mok before their single release this Saturday 30th March at The Haunt, Brighton to ask them a few quick fire questions…………. Read More

Retweet After Me – The Scent of Champs to Nipple Clamps

March 25, 2013 |

Retweet After Me – 25/03/2013

Twitter is so addictive kids are starting to drop out of school to focus on it apparently. Lucky for us that means more funny tweets to choose from.

In the news this weekend, BBC Television Centre is closing its doors after all of 53 years, to be turned into a hotel, flats, a cinema and office space. Tweeps are going to miss the place by the sounds of it, or are they?

Finally, it’s been snowing again and Twitter has become the more than unseful weather app. Despite the bad weather @ParkBench has great tip get your car started, providing your partner is that way inclined of course.

Here’s who and what made us laugh in 140 characters or less this weekend:


You can follow us on Twitter @comedychords which is the account we’ll be using to choose our favourite tweets each and every weekend.

Retweet After Me – Traffic Police to Fashion Police

March 18, 2013 |

This weekend Twitter saw some ‘hard hitting’ traffic news provided by none other than police sargeant turned stand-up comedian Alfie Moore. Friday saw 24 hours of non-stop comedy in the form of Red Nose Day with HRH The Queen looking the most eager to raise money for charity. Other comedy was also provided with the fashion police putting in an appearance at the Vatican.

Here’s who and what made us laugh in 140 characters or less this weekend:

 

 

You can follow us on Twitter @comedychords which is the account we’ll be using to follow our followers to choose our favourite tweets each and every weekend.

Retweet After Me: From Mother’s Day to a Brand New Toupée

March 11, 2013 |

So this weekend was Mother’s Day and we’re glad to report that everyone woke up eager to show their appreciating for their loving mothers. Read More

Retweet After Me – All Official Engagements Down The Loo

March 4, 2013 |

Twitter has been awash with the Royal gastroenteritis bug this weekend so you there’s a pretty surefire theme running though our top funny weekend tweets.

Grab a stool as here are the tweets that made us smile the most this weekend:

You can follow us on Twitter @comedychords which is the account we’ll be using to follow our followers to choose our favourite tweets each and every weekend.

 

Retweet After Me – The Oscar Goes To

February 25, 2013 |

Well this weekend saw all the celebs walking along the Oscar red carpet eager to see Seth MacFarlane’s ‘Boob Song’. Based on the image above it caused both annoyance and delight for onlookers…. Based on Twitter it also seems that Bridget Jones won’t be capabe of writing another diary too soon.

Without further ado, here are the tweets that made us smile the most this week.

You can follow us on Twitter @comedychords which is the account we’ll be using to follow our followers to choose our favourite tweets each and every weekend.

Retweet After Me: No More Flogging a Dead Horse

February 18, 2013 |

Enough already with horsemeat and the Pope. This weekend we thought it best to take a total break from horses, the Pope as even Twitter is running out of material in those “fields”. Well…. almost. We’ve included on eabout a meteor and another about food ingredients but apart from we’ve gone out of our way to follow the completely random approach.

You can follow us on Twitter @comedychords which is the account we’ll be using to follow our followers to choose our favourite tweets each and every weekend.

Without further ado, here are tweets that made us smile the most this week. Followers are on the up so we’ve found a lot more worthy of inclusion.

Here’s who made us laugh in 140 characters or less this weekend:

 

 

 

Retweet After Me – The Pope Can’t Cope

February 11, 2013 |

It’s time for our favourite tweets of the weekend which were pretty much jam-packed full of BAFTA and novel new horsemeat tweets. Normally we wouldn’t include Monday tweets but what with Ben giving up his bad habit at the end of the month we had to include a few #pope tweets. How happy must Tesco and Findus be today? Let tomorrow be renamed crispy pancake day!

You can follow us on Twitter @comedychords which is the account we’ll be using to follow our followers to choose our favourite tweets each and every weekend.

Without further ado, here are tweets that made us smile the most this week. Followers are on the up so we’ve found a lot more worthy of inclusion.

Here’s who made us laugh in 140 characters or less this weekend: