Loretta Maine won ‘most’ of our hearts last Christmas as she captivated us with her duet Happy Goddamn Christmas with Matt Roper. Fresh from a plethora of dates across the comedy clubs of Britain, Loretta now brings her new songs, new tales and new pain to the Soho Theatre, London until the 16th of March. Featuring tracks like “These Ain’t My Tits” and the world famous “Chicken Shop” what more do you need to know to be enticed into grabbing a ticket. We managed to have a chat with her to find out if she really does know that much about chicken and if she’s ready to tackle a surfboard at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival…
Why did you decide to pick up and move over here? Was it hard breaking into the US entertainment industry?
NoOnE wOUld LiSteN To ME OVEr TheRe! I couLdn’T BelieVE iT. I aM aMAzinG! aLso mY TheraPisT saiD iT wouLd bE goOd tO moVe soMEwheRe wiTh tighTer GuN coNTrOL.
I hear you feel much more at home in the UK because we like our dark stuff. Why do you think Brits get off on all this dismay?
BecauSe ThE sUn doEsn’T ShiNe HerE. DarK hUmOR WoRkS foR BriTs anD EskIMoS. ArE yOu aLLoWeD tO caLL thEm thaT? AlSo BriTisH PeoPlE HaTe TheMseLVeS So AnyOne WhO HateS theMselVes MoRE ThaN theM iS Ok BY theM.
What inspires the lyrics to your songs? I have read that Eastenders plots play a very important role.
PaiN, driNk anD MasOOd. I LoVE MasOOd. HoW coULd ZaInAB LEaVe HiM? ShE MusT havE goT a ParT iN a PlaY oR SomEthING.
Last December you released the song Happy Goddamn Christmas with a good friend of ours Matt Roper. It got right up to number 6 on the iTunes UK Comedy Charts. How did you meet Matt and are you as infatuated with him in real life as you appear in the video?
LeT’S gEt OnE thINg StraIGhT, MATt RoPEr Is a CliT TeasE. He waS aLL LikE “If We makE THis VidEo wE caN TotaLLy hoOk uP afTEr” anD theN foR Some REasON He moVEd To IndiA. I seEm tO havE thaT affEcT On MEn. My LasT BoyFriEnd MovEd to HeavEn.
This leads me to my next question. Could I ask you why Matt issued a restraining order against you?
HeY If My preSEncE Is FrightEninG to HiM aT 2aM ouTsiDE HIs WinDOW theN thaT is His proBLEM noT MinE
So you’re performing in London, followed up by a trip down under to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. What can people expect from your show compared to your Fringe show?
A BeTTeR screEn foR ProjEctIONs anD a ShoRteR skiRt.
So you’re heading over to Melbourne too. I imagine you’ll be pleased to hear that Chardonnay comes from that part of the world.
I lOvE CharDoNNay. The YeLLoWeR thE BetTeR.
Also, have you ever been surfing? Your music certainly has has an edge of surfer sound… for the surfer girls, obviously…
NoPE. I WouLD RaTHEr bE thE GirL iN thE biG haT WhinINg abOUt WhY We havE to Go To ThE BEaCh anYwaY.
And what do you want audiences to walk away with when they leave your shows?
BleEdinG earDrumS, a WaRm soUl anD thaT feeLinG of “WeLL aT LeasT I’m nOT aS fUCkED uP as HeR”
You recently wrote some rather unique health tips to help us live longer for Spoonfed. First question regarding that. What makes Pimms a superior nightcap to a hot chocolate or Horlicks?
It waRmS thE CoCKlEs aND knoCKS yOU RighT Out. And YoU havE to BruSh your TeEtH aFteR thE OthEr tWo.
The other point you were strong about is that chicken is the best source of protein and you have been heard saying that you know the names of all the chicken shops in the UK. The recent horsegate scandal must have shocked you to say the least and what actions have you taken to ensure your chicken cravings are put to rest with 100% chicken?
I mEaN, THis qUEStiON ShOwS YoUR NAiviTy wHEn It coMEs To FrieD ChicKEn. aNy SelF-REspEcTiNG ChiCKEn eaTEr iS awaRe thaT iT iS RaRElY 100% puRe ChICkEN. I oNCe FoUnD a BiT oF PiGEoN iN My 1.99 BoX oF FuN. If YoU baTtEr It, IT tasTEs GoOd WhatEvEr the BeasT
One final question I’m sure many have wondered for quite some time. Is Pimms to blame for your typing method or is it down to something else?
WHaT TyPINg MEthOd? WhaT yOU chaTTinG aBouT? JEeZ. JouRnaLIStS
You can catch Loretta’s hour of amazing sexy woe by getting your tickets here. We’ll be chatting to her again soon to find out all about her adventures at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
Matt Roper is probably best know for his creation of Wilfredo, a musical character comedy phenomenon that has gained quite the cult following on both the British comedy and music festival scene for his rather extravagant performances and Bohemian beliefs. Matt shares his North London dwelling with his guitar, camera and apparently doesn’t own a single decent pair of shoes. Having earned rave reviews all across the board at the Edinburgh Fringe, accompanied by Uncle Ignacio on the guitar, Wilfredo will be putting on a single, intimate performance at the Leicester Square Theatre. We hadn’t spoken to him since before his Edinburgh run so we were eager to find out what he’d been up to. Get ready for a grotesque, crude and utterly deluded night out in London.
Hi Matt. For the readers who don’t know, tell us all about how Wilfredo came to be?
When I was playing around on my guitar, singing ‘Woman’ by John Lennon in a silly accent. There was never any intention to create a character. It just sort of came to be and it developed while having a few laughs and not taking it at all seriously. Then I did a benefit gig for a friend and it snowballed from there.
Once again, your Fringe show was critically acclaimed. It’s been hinted that you’re a big part of the allure for many people travelling to Edinburgh. What sets you aside from the rest?
Maybe that Wilfredo has a very positive approach to life… there isn’t an ounce of cynicism. He’s tuned into a very interesting frequency that people seem drawn to. In his mind, he has a complete inability to fail. Total self-belief. Very positive. That resonates among his audience… and then there’s a punkish quality to counterbalance it that people find outrageous, I suppose. That people are willing to part with money and sit themselves right up at the front to be spat over and have abuse hurled at them for an hour… it’s amazing. They reduce themselves to a childlike state, they really do.
You are very popular amongst the ladies too. Wilfredo has had some notable affairs over the years, including Victoria Beckham and Michelle Obama. Anyone on the radar right now?
Wilfredo would probably tell you that he’s married to his career. But he’ll also slip in a bit of gossip about Angelina Jolie too. He’ll tell you all about Wilfrangelina if you’ll listen. Dita Von Teese keeps texting him but he’s keeping her on the back-burner for now. He’s keeping all his options open. You know… as he does.
I guess this is all down to your style, which is obviously very alternative. Do you ever find people not used to this are turned off by it, or do you think Wilfredo always has the ability to recruit new fans?
I think people like him on different levels for different reasons. Some are endeared by his charm, others love the music, others love the delusional aspect of him… Some people are genuinely liberated by his bad manners. The way he trims the fat and gets on with things. But there was one woman in the audience during the Edinburgh run who was sat with her husband. He couldn’t get enough of it, and was giggling like an excited schoolboy right the way through, but her… she just couldn’t take it. The husband couldn’t have cared less, but he kept patting her on the knee every now and then, reassuringly, as if to say “everything’s going to be alright”. And of course in the end, it was.
So, how did you get into comedy? And more specifically, what persuaded you to get into this particular type of comedy?
I got my proper start, or what I recognize as my proper start, by playing characters in sketches and stuff when I was about twenty years old. I’d also done some straight stand-up by that point but not more than, say, ten or fifteen minute sets. But this character, Wilfredo… there was no persuasive or contrived element to it. I wasn’t even thinking of returning to performing. I’d been away from it for a space of about five or six years, I felt very uninspired so I went off to India to think about my purpose… So after that benefit gig, when I’d got back, there was such an encouraging response to it, it was so much fun to do, so I’d pimp Wilfredo around music festivals, coming onstage very late at night. It was all so funny seeing people tripping or gurning and seeing their response to it. It was very slowly at first, in that environment. Anything goes at festivals. That’s why I love them so much. People are just open to everything and they’re in such a great place, if even just for two or three days.
I’ve spoken to a lot of other character comedians, and found that they sometimes fall into character without knowing. Has this ever happened to you?
That’s the sort of question maybe my friends could answer for you. I have noticed one or two character comics adopt one of their voices when they really want to say something directly, whereas otherwise they couldn’t, as they’re too polite. Ah… I suppose I do it myself, Wilfredo’s voice… sometimes for example when I want a cup of tea and nobody is offering. You know when you’re round at a friend’s place or whatever. Because he’s very controlling and direct. Very useful, Wilfredo, from time to time.
And what about before you did comedy full time, what were the worst jobs you had?
Data entry for the overpayments section of housing benefit at Brent Council around the end of the Nineties. I lasted about four weeks. I was also a bartender at a theatre in London for a bit, too, around the same time. All of us were treated like shit. I remember it was the premiere of a musical and Elton John was there and we were all briefed that nobody should “look at Elton” under any circumstances, as if we were all gagging to. That same night, I walked into a storeroom to find a corkscrew and found a very famous footballer being mounted by a tall blonde lady. I was very, very young and didn’t know what to do. I think I might have even apologised, then walked out of the room backwards, the way people do when they’ve just met the Queen.
Wilfredo seems to have an incredible rapport with the crowd. Is it natural talent that makes you so quick witted, or is there a new energy drink on the market that I don’t know about?
I don’t know if it’s a natural talent or an acquired skill. I owe a lot to working in front of audiences since a very young age… I’ve been up against all sorts of audiences, eventually something kicks in, some survival technique.
Wilfredo is a very emotional character. Is any of that mirrored in the man behind it, or is it a pure creation?
I think all performers are emotional people who are not afraid of showing it, which is what makes us so good at what we do but then, on the other hand, we’re so fucking socially inept. For example, I took the train to Brighton the other night for the opening of an exhibition and I nearly chewed my hand off with anxiety… I think I left London at four o’clock and I was back here in my flat by nine. I’d love to say he’s a pure creation. He’s about a ninety percent creation… such a lot of it is of my imagination, but there are parts… there are elements of myself thrown in here and there. Such as his peacenik attitude… I try at least… and his love for people. You see I genuinely do love people. Just I really, really don’t want to live with them. You know when people say it’s best when you can hold a baby and then hand it back? I feel the same way about adults too.
How do you keep shows fresh with the same character?
One of the nice things which has come from performing this character is this dedicated following, so I can elaborate on his story with each show and so the character can age and grow along with his audience.
And what would you class as Wilfredo’s greatest achievement so far?
Ah, probably playing Italy. To be able to clown around successfully without a shared language. Also Wilfredo has introduced both Jarvis Cocker and John Cooper Clarke onstage at festivals. John Cooper Clarke…. I want him on the fifty pound note. Jarvis can go on the tenner for now. I’ll get to see Jarvis more often but John Cooper Clarke can be the rare treat.
I think Wilfredo on a bank note would be an even better idea. Is that on of Wilfredo’s plans for the future?
No notes for now but there’s a documentary film – a short – which has been in production for the last few months… a sort of portrait of Wilfredo. Him in the recording studio and out and about. I’m not so interested in schlepping around the comedy circuit, people always ask me about gigging but I don’t feel it’s Wilfredo’s natural habitat really. We’ve played all kinds of places with this character. Gigs I’d never have been asked to do if I’d resigned myself to the comedy circuit, and that’s thanks to the music festival background actually, which attracts a great range of people. From that breeding ground, Wilfredo’s played all kinds of places. Artist collectives, cabarets, a gay club, even a birthing ceremony once. You can never predict it but he seems to bring out all sorts of hidden layers of people’s personalities. I’d quite like to take him to San Francisco, just to see how they respond to him, and maybe even Burning Man next year. We will see.
Obviously the character is very musically involved. Did you yourself come from a musical background?
My Dad was a stand-up and back in his day there was a huge club circuit which was focused on variety, really, so as a kid I would be taken round lots of smoky clubs and theatres. This would be in the mid-Eighties when it was all starting to die off. Singers singing all types of stuff which I would never have been exposed to otherwise. And big bands with brass sections… I would say personally I feel more of an affinity with musicians than other comedians, which I suppose is quite telling, really. Definitely musicians… and photographers too… I don’t know why that is.
You’ve met and worked with some great musicians and comedians alike. Are there any you think could rival Wilfredo in terms of obscenity?
I’m trying to think and I’m not sure. There are cabaret artists out there who are probably more aligned with the spirit of Wilfredo than the stand-ups. A critic at the Fringe described it as “almost Sadowitzian humour” which apparently is bang on in some respects. I was watching Margaret Cho recently, an American comic, and she really is outrageous like you wouldn’t believe. Beautifully obscene.
If you could go back and change anything, what would it be?
I don’t really get regretful about anything at all really… there is little point. Perhaps there are some gigs I’ve said yes to doing instead of saying no to when actually I’ve known it wasn’t quite right for the character in the first place. It’s got to be just right, otherwise there’s no point at all. Be open. But listen to your own core instincts as they’re usually right.
Who would you most like to duet with as Wilfredo?
I’d be very pleased if Morrissey would be up for a two part harmony on ‘This Charming Man’. Love Morrissey. I guested on Mike Joyce’s (ex-Smiths drummer) radio show in Manchester recently and he understood Wilfredo immediately. He couldn’t get enough of it. But then he’s a drummer, and drummers usually can’t. The drummers are always the comedy junkies…
And what about your comedy kicks? Who are your influences?
When I first came to London, at nineteen, I would spend a lot of my spare time in all of those secondhand vinyl shops in Notting Hill. I got obsessional about Monty Python, Beyond the Fringe, the Secret Policeman’s Ball… Derek and Clive… which were never played in our house growing up. It was a revelation actually. I suppose Peter Cook is my great comic hero. The ultimate satirist and improviser. Then when the League of Gentlemen came along it was like a glorious blast of fresh air. I’d waited years for that! All their characters were grotesque, and the warmth and vulnerability was all there. The way they suddenly took everything to the extremes, and then came right back to the middle again. There are contemporaries of mine who I could describe as being influential, but they get enough publicity. So fuck ‘em.
This is the second time you’ve been interviewed by PPSF. is there anything you’d like to say to the dedicated readers? Any advice to any young enthusiasts who one day hope to be as bizarre as Wilfredo?
To the potential grotesque wannabes, just to go back to the improv rule… to say ‘yes’ and just see where it takes you. I’d like to say to the readers, thank you for staying with us until the bitter end. I feel I may have gone on a bit, like Castro… I’m idealistic and I talk too fucking much… the self-proclaimed Castro of Comedy. I’m such a cunt…
Well, on that note, I think it’s best to leave it there. Thanks very much Matt.
We look forward to catching you again on the 17th of October at the Leicester Square Theatre.
Matt Roper, is a writer, comedian and songwriter, having performed in several satirical sketch shows. He cut his teeth in Newsrevue before moving on to co-write and perform A Touch of Roberts and Roper, and appearing in Pippa Evan’s Old Time New Time Music Hall, Twisted Christmas, Nice Mischief to name just a few. He has perfroemd a number of straight stand-up sets over the years, with a myriad of appearances at comedy clubs and music festivals alike, including Glastonbury no less. Recent radio credits include What’s So Funny? and The Comedy Club for BBC radio Four Extra.
Most recently, Matt has been reaching new heights with the creation of his stage character, Wilfredo, who is described as “a grotesque satire of a Mediterranean romantic signer”. The character is everything but charming; frequently salivating onstage, drinking and smoking his way throughout songs, all the while berating his musicians and audience members with insults and expletives. In theory this sounds just wrong, but, in practise, his grotesque charms and flirtatious manner have earned him something of a cult status on the music festival scene and among comedy audiences nationwide.
This year’s Edinburgh Festival Fringe will see Matt performing as his comic alter ego in The Wonderful World of Wilfredo so we were delighted when agreed to answer our Edinburgh Festival Fringe questions:
Describe your Edinburgh show in three adjectives and explain why.
Musical. It’s all about the music really, and as Wilfredo will be telling you this year in song: he always turns to music, and that’s how he gets by. Grotesque, because Wilfredo’s character, shape, facial expressions and his manners are unnatural, freakish and utterly absurd. He’s such a clown, though he doesn’t even realise it. Infectious because Wilfredo truly believes in the power of himself. His self-confidence is such that his own belief in himself as the greatest entertainer on earth actually resonates among the audience. It’s the dogged self-assurance that people find infectious. Arrogant, yes, but it’s undercut by a charm. I was really, really very pleased with one or two of the reviews from last year’s show where they said they’d left the show truly happy. What more could I ask for than that?
What is so special about performing at the Fringe?
God knows. It’s both an exhilarating and an exasperating experience. The energy of thousands of performers descending on that beautiful city for three weeks really makes you feel you’re part of something truly awesome. Some nights we play to capacity audiences who shower us in laughs, applause and collective approval. On others we play to three Scandinavians and a dog, and silence.
What has been your best moment there?
Last year was my first Fringe, so it was all pretty special. A massive learning curve. Probably my best moment was feeling endorsed on the first night by the paying punters. When it’s all shaped up and it’s all come to plan. It was Mervyn Stutter’s 20th year on the Fringe last year and he held a big fundraising gig at the Pleasance Grand and Wilfredo got to introduce him onstage. An honour. Let it be said.
What was your worst experience there?
Oh, most likely just the wall that all of us hit at some point. The Fringe is a fucking marathon. I have a mate called Fatty. We call each other Fatty actually. She e-mailed me and I confessed I’d hit a wall and she said to me “It’s OK Fatty. Just climb over it.” Wise words, indeed. Climb over it!
Have your preview shows gone to plan?
Still a few more to do on the way up there. It’s a proper road trip of Totnes, Manchester, Lancaster, and then the Fringe. Rock and Roll, you see, in every way.
Have you had to change much of the material since your preview shows?
Not too much, but you know with this sort of act a lot of it happens and evolves onstage. It’s interactive, and it’ll probably evolve during the Edinburgh season itself. It’s not straight stand-up. It’s very much a set of self-penned songs and poems and anecdotes from a singer. Vegas styley. In his head, anyway.
What will be the first thing you do when you get to Edinburgh?
There’s me, my producer, and a musician. We’ll get there in the VW Passat I just bought, which I discovered today leaks water, at a ferocious speed, into the footwell when it rains. They won’t realise the truth of it until they read this, but we’ll be jugging out the water when we get there and trying to find a sheltered place to park the fucking thing. Then we shall each bagsy rooms and eat like kings before getting down to work.
Which acts will you be catching there?
I’m very much looking forward to seeing a show by Milo McCabe. It’s called Kenny Moon, This Is Your Life. He’s actually got his Dad in it, who’s an old-school comic. Mine was too. In fact they probably knew each other. He blogged an article about it, about rehearsing with his Dad and it literally had me crying tears of laughter as I could relate to it so much, the differences between the two attitudes to comedy and the frustration from both sides. Abi Roberts isn’t doing a solo show this year but she’s on fire right now. I’ve known her for almost fifteen years since we met doing sketch shows, and she’s doing spots around the festival. She’s outrageous really. Trodd en Bratt are on the Free Fringe this year, a fab double act who are inventive and funny and I like them very much and that is all. My producer is a diamond and has just bought us tickets to see Mark Thomas interviewing Tony Benn. Tony Benn. Just to write his name makes me feel good.
What is the first thing you will do as soon as the festival is over?
I shall get my little bottom down to Devon for a week, to be with old friends, and to go for a long walk on Dartmoor. Then to book a flight to India where, hopefully, I’ll spend Christmas this year. It is a land I shall be in love with forever more.
Why should people go and see your show?
Because as far as character comedy goes, there is no more a loving creature on the Fringe than the magnificent Wilfredo. He will charm you. He will romance you, and finally, he’ll seduce you. Boys, come see, come learn, come sigh.
You can cath The Wonderful World of Wilfredo at Just the Tonic at the Tron (Venue 51) at 10:20 pm from the 2nd until the 26th of August (Except the 14th).
All details of the show can be found here.